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submitted 5 months, 4 weeks ago by  RozWarren
Next time you're playing Quizzo and the topic is "Penny Marshall," you'll be prepared!
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submitted 6 months ago by  mmfowler
I'm Bo Diddley, asshole.
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submitted 7 months, 3 weeks ago by  DannyWind
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submitted 8 months, 1 week ago by  RozWarren
When I was young, my mother told me that J. Edgar Hoover was a homosexual.
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submitted 8 months, 3 weeks ago by  mmfowler
The best thing about employing projections is, they don't have to be citizens!
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submitted 8 months, 3 weeks ago by  mmfowler
OK, Ron Paul is out, and Roseanne is of the Peace and Freedom Party now, but still...
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submitted 1 year ago by  mmfowler
Let the assholing begin!
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submitted 1 year ago by  Laura_Bee
My Imagination and I met at a party in Kathy Muldoon’s basement.
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submitted 1 year ago by  Laura_Bee
Laura, I mean some other person, thanks the attractive president of some country in the world for saving her money and giving her a rich fantasy life.
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submitted 1 year ago by  ldblum
The Dispatch must be dispatched with dispatch.
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submitted 1 year ago by  DannyWind
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submitted 1 year ago by  RozWarren
That porn you ordered is in the mail. Almost.
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submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by  danmarkowitz
Tired of dancing alone? Need some direction in your life? Wish you were part of something larger than yourself? Join our conga line!
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submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by  mmfowler
It's the end of the world by 2037, suckers